One day Mom and I were getting the itch to shop and spoil the kids so we headed downtown to LA’s farmers market. It is basically a giant food court with every kind of food you can imagine and stores and booths with candy, stickers, and all sorts of other random stuff I can’t remember now. It really is a must-see place when in LA. We were there for lunch and the idea of wrangling the kids in this crowded place and waiting in line at like 15 different food booths (because everyone would surely want something different) just didn’t appeal to me, so we went to Dupars Diner. Dupars is a famous diner that’s been at the Farmer’s Market since 1938. They are known for their shakes and pies. That’s their pie lineup at the top. We helped make a dent in their pie supply.
The Grove is a very cute outdoor mall next to the Farmer’s Market and is home to the real reason we were there: The American Girl Doll Rip Off Place. This place is insane. The corporate heads at American Girl ought to be studied for their marketing skills. They’ve thought of everything. No stone is left unturned, no dollar left unspent. There is an actual doll hospital for treatment of various doll maladies. This seems a bit much. Back in my day, when your doll’s hair got nasty, you sucked it up and said the doll was “well loved.” You accidently colored its face with a marker? Doll baby was transformed into biker chic doll. You didn’t take it to the hospital! Nothing wrong with your doll? Great, you can have your professional photo taken with it for just slightly less than what your parents will pay for your first semester of college in 15 years. Is your doll in the mood for tea? Wonderful, doll and doll mommy and the whole family can have a sit down meal in the cafĂ©. Just make a reservation first!
Anyways, Papa and Memo spoiled Emily with a bitty baby for her birthday in April, which she named “AFN Family Junior.” (That’s the name of our American TV Armed Forces Network kids channel. That’s right. One channel.) So, anyways, Memo wanted to treat Emily and AFN to some new duds. Emily was only interested in the equipment to make her baby some fake baby food. I was most excited about the little doll holders (below left) in the bathroom. You know, so you don’t have to set your doll on the dirty floor while you tinkle and risk sending AFN to the contagious diseases unit of the doll hospital. I’m pretty sure our insurance doesn’t cover doll MRSA.
I kid, I kid. Kind of. It really is all a bit much. But Emily, even with all her indifference for AFN and dolls in general, seemed to enjoy herself. She has been playing with AFN a little more since we visited.
This picture shows the real reason I suspect we went to American Girl Doll Place: Memo is actually the doll crazy one.