For those of you who don't know or have never played the game of crud (you really are missing out), let me explain what exactly crud is. It's sort of a game, sort of a beating, complete with bruising and carpet burns. It's almost undiscribeable, yet strangely addicting. I just played last friday night in my very first wives tournament and I'm hooked for life. I'm not totally sure of the origins of the game but it's something like this...long, long ago a bunch of drunk fighter pilots invented a game where you get to beat up other fighter pilots and the more you drink, the better you are. Crud is played on a table that looks very similar to a pool table to the untrained eye, only the game involves just one white ball and one red ball, and no sticks. Two teams take turns shooting with the white ball from the ends of the table only, attempting to get the red ball in one of four corner pockets. The team not shooting is defending (read: doing everything possible to stop the shooter from getting the red ball in a pocket). Shoving and pushing during defending are perfectly acceptable and encouraged by intoxicated standers-by. This game is truly a sight to see and super fun! Steve is wondering how a fighter pilot game played in only the world's finest fighter bars has become a game played by their wives, but I think it's because we all need to get out of the house and we are ten times more competitive than our fighter pilot husbands! Anyways, we didn't win the trophy (actually we lost it after two consecutive wins in previous tourneys) but we'll be back and stronger than ever to take back the "Ball Busting Babes" trophy! Here's some pictures from the night.
Kelly "Makit" and Steve "Tyson"

Kim "Pounce" and me

Shooter Ladies Team Two
An action shot